Sup Babies!

First off... IT'S FRIDAY!!!! Ahhh it's the greatest day of the working week! Sorry for the lack of posts yesterday, BUT I've decided to make it up by starting this morning at 9, which means I'll have plenty of time to blog all day!

Some of my lovlies and I are running a 5K next weekend and I should have gone for a run last night... instead I ordered Thai with Charlie, watched Survivor (more on that later), and painted my nails- twice lol! Oh well, we'll see if it happens tonight.

I'm so excited for this weekend! My bests are planning a party for meeeeeee! I'm so excited to see my girls, I miss them too much! I also miss my wine... I'm almost as excited to be reunited with a large glass as I am to see my friends. We're going out dancing at a bar that Hair got kicked out of last time. Although this was way back in her "wild single girl" days, I am going to commit to having her kicked out again... this is going to take a lot of wine and a lot of coaxing her on to the table top. She really is filthy deep down... the girl next door persona is just a front. You know how it is. Hopefully I will have a happy update for you on Monday.

It's going to be a GREAT weekend and I can not wait! Shopping tonight, party tomorrow, 300 Sunday- could it POSSIBLY be any better???

A hoo, a hoo hoo, a hoo hoo hoo,

-A

Hilarious Site

It seems people enjoy it when I post links to other sites. I'm trying to take this as a compliment, like "ohhh Ash you're so hip, you know all the rad sites" and not as "Ew this GITM site sucks, I like the other ones sooo much better". I'm going to think on the positive side... I'm the best!

Another site I love to go to is call Passive Aggressive Notes. It says it all in the title, this site is about crazy sarcastic notes people write/ recieve/ view. It is not updated NEARLY enough. Today is one from a child (the one I posted). It's sooo funny! Read back and they are just unreal! I also love the background stories that accompany each post! Enjoy!

Cute Quotes

I'm a sucker for anything quotey! Lor (the ginger) send me some links a few weeks ago and they are all so cute and great! I love love love quotes! Here are some links for you to enjoy. If you have any other sites you look at let me know! I'd love to check them out!

Notebook Doodles- this girl is so girly and creative love it!!! She loves nailpolish and quotes... I think we could be BFFs

Girl Esteem- love this one too! Does cute love photos and favorite movies you forgot about- i.e. MATILDA- SO good.. hate the Trench

Light Your Course- this site doesn't update nearly enough, but they have great pictures!

Wedding Pictures

So I hear that wedding photos are expensive... and sometimes that cost is excessive, I agree. However if anyone ever suggested a baptism in my wedding dress.. I think I would draw the line. Wednesday I talked about strange pregnancy photos and obviously there are strange... perhaps even stranger wedding photos. This one was posted on AWF yesterday, but for some reason they took it down. I just don't get it. She looks dead. When I get married I am having normal pictures done, and although I love swimming, there will be no pools involved. I also found this site that has a bucket load of funny wedding pics. Check it out!

This also brings me to the subject of tacky weddings, a favorite topic of discussion for Kathryn and I. If you're anything like us I found this site you will looooove

SNL in the 2000s

This was FANTASTIC! Char and I were laughing so hard! It's such an amazing show that has helped to develop so many actors careers. Fav parts? I loved the focus on 9/11 and how they got back to being funny- it was emotional, yet hilarious. I also loved the part about the women of SNL. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are AM-AZ-INNNNG! I love Baby Mama haha! Finally I looooved the background of Lonely Island. The fact that 3 roomies just started filming "digital shorts" one day and now they are some of the most recognizable funniest ppl in the world. Ay yi yi! They showed the first short they did which was about Laser Cats is so dumb yet HILARIOUS. I obvi also love their others (Lazy Sunday, Single Ladies, Dick in a Box, Jizz in My Pants, I'm on a Boat.. just so you have the links). And there there was the Will Ferrel doing Goulet, this reminds me SO much of high school- can't find a link, but I'm sure you know what I'm talking about... ROBERRRRRRRRRT GOULEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTT

Survivor Update (spoiler alert)

This show just sucks you right in. Especially this season with the dumbosity. Here are some of my rants and raves.

• Firstly, Courtney needs to go home. Not only is she a poster child for anorexia she is HORRIBLE. She effing twisted her ankle in a mud pit. Is that even possible? Ew she is so skinny it's disgusting. Children watch this show. I wouldn't be surprised if they stepped in and were like "you are gross and you need to go home". All the other girls on that show are tiny too (as a result of the natural loss of muscle and fat from NORMAL sized bodies) and that makes Courtney even nastier. She looks anorexic in a pile of anorexics. ew.
• Secondly, how DUMB at the Heroes? Are you kidding me? They gave the idol away? To Russell? WTF?! Omg I can't even believe it. Dumbest move in the history of the game! It was hilarious watching them at the challenges trying to "support" Russel from his "man eating" tribe. Holy Cow (as Char would say), this is just unbelievable.
  
• And finally the Villians are smart for playing into this "Woman's Alliance" but my GOD Russell why the HELL would you tell them about your idol. I would have kept that shit locked down! They Vils are also idiots for voting off Boston Rob- he is amazing, Coach, and Tyson... are you kidding me?

All in all love the show, merge BETTER not happen... but I think it will next week. BOOO! I'm thinking my #1 is a 3 way tie between Rupcity, Jer and Candice (she's flying under the radar). Thoughts?